Ok it being the weekend & all...
The story goes... "Sweet little Wife is trying her darndest to get a little bit of help around the house...(sound familiar...)
So she asks her Hubby if maybe he could tighten up that faucet in the kitchen that's been leaking, for a while now...
Hubby replies with, "Do you see "Plumber" tattoo'ed on my forehead?"
Still patiently trying to get things done... later, she asks if maybe he could find time to replace that bulb that's burned out over the front step...
Of coarse she's answered with... "Do you see "electrician" tatoo'ed on my forehead?"
So, much later, of coarse, with no chores done. Hubby must go relax @ local "watering hole"... Later to return home to find everthing in working order, & completly fixed!
So, he asked his wife, "How did you do all of that by yourself?"
She tells him, "Well, Honey there was a nice young guy in the neighborhood, looking for work, who said for either a nice fresh baked cake, or wild sex, he could fix all of that for me."
Hubby asks what kind of cake she baked...
She says,..."Do you see Betty Crocker Tatoo'ed on my forehead?"
The story goes... "Sweet little Wife is trying her darndest to get a little bit of help around the house...(sound familiar...)
So she asks her Hubby if maybe he could tighten up that faucet in the kitchen that's been leaking, for a while now...
Hubby replies with, "Do you see "Plumber" tattoo'ed on my forehead?"
Still patiently trying to get things done... later, she asks if maybe he could find time to replace that bulb that's burned out over the front step...
Of coarse she's answered with... "Do you see "electrician" tatoo'ed on my forehead?"
So, much later, of coarse, with no chores done. Hubby must go relax @ local "watering hole"... Later to return home to find everthing in working order, & completly fixed!
So, he asked his wife, "How did you do all of that by yourself?"
She tells him, "Well, Honey there was a nice young guy in the neighborhood, looking for work, who said for either a nice fresh baked cake, or wild sex, he could fix all of that for me."
Hubby asks what kind of cake she baked...
She says,..."Do you see Betty Crocker Tatoo'ed on my forehead?"
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