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    The Bridge

    A man on his Harley was
    riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
    clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you
    have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to
    Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

    God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the
    enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the support required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that
    I , and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
    she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

    God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
    Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
    Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

    #2
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    :H:H right on God :H:H


    :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

    Until one is committed there is always hesitant thoughts.
    I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

    This signature has been typed in front of a live studio audience.

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      #3
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      OH YEAH...
      Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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        #4
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        :H:H:H
        "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

        AF 10th May 2010
        NF 12th May 2010

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          #5
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          Brillo pad!

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            #6
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            :H:H:H
            Sobriety Date = 5/22/08
            Nicotine Free Date = 2/27/07


            One day at a time.

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              #7
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              yes really
              :H:H: :H

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