Widdle Wabbit

[sunshine_gg]

A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,




"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

[techie]

Widdle Wabbit

very cute!!!

[IAD]

Widdle Wabbit

Sunshine....I thought maybe this was an Elmer Fudd joke! Ha! He had trouble with his "R"s".....IAD

[K9Lover]

Widdle Wabbit

OMG...too funny. Had to forward this to my boss, she's always talking with a lisp because she thinks it's so hilarious. LOL

[mama bear]

Widdle Wabbit

too cute!!

[JACQRABBIT]

Widdle Wabbit

Reminds me.

A couple of years ago I noted that my butcher sold "Wascally Rabbits"
In my mind I was pronouncing is Woscarley,
hey, they sounded fancy.

I thought for a long time that they were a specially bred for consumption fancy rabbit.

Till one day i realized that the sign said Wascally Wabbits and the penny dropped
The butcher was just being cute,
he did get a laugh at my expense when I explained

[Foamfollower]

Widdle Wabbit

Run for it fellas

LOL love the joke Sunshine