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    About collars...

    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.


    The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.


    The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'


    The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'


    The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'


    The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'


    The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.


    The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, ''Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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      The wisdom of children.
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      Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
      awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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