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    Never Argue with a Woman

    One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
    cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.


    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

    She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
    and begins to read her book.

    The peace and solitude are magnificent.

    Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

    He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'


    'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')


    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

    'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

    'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
    For all I know you could start at any moment.
    I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


    'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.


    'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.


    'That's true, but you have all the equipment..
    For all I know you could start at any moment.'


    'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


    MORAL:
    Never argue with a woman who reads.

    It's likely she can also think.
    :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

    Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

    #2
    Never Argue with a Woman

    very cute :H
    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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      #3
      Never Argue with a Woman

      :H:H:H

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        #4
        Never Argue with a Woman

        haha. good one.
        AF since 15th March 2010

        The journey is the goal. As long as you're fighting the good fight and you're not giving up on giving up, you're winning. It's not about how often you get knocked down, it's about how often you get up again. Sobriety the goal for sure. But striving to get to that goal is what it's about. Not getting there. Because the journey never ends. The journey is the goal.

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          #5
          Never Argue with a Woman

          oh that's good!

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