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    Here are the top 10 signs to be able to tell if a redneck has been working at your office desk at work:

    1. The monitor is up on blocks.
    2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
    3. Deer jerky in the desk drawer.
    4. The extra RAM slots in your computer have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
    5. John Deer pocket protectors left on the desk.
    6. Your password has been changed to ?Bubba?
    7. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
    8. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
    9. The keyboard is camouflaged.
    10. You hear him refer to the mouse as a ?critter?

    Now that is some funny sheeet!
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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    How you can tell a Red Neck work site.

    Oh, what have I unleashed???:H
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      How you can tell a Red Neck work site.

      Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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        How you can tell a Red Neck work site.

        See what you started Ruby !! ha! IAD
        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
        Dr. Seuss

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          How you can tell a Red Neck work site.

          Just....a little Red Neck humor ! Ha!

          Some Redneck etiquette while driving on or off the road:

          1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
          2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
          3. Never tow another car using panty hose [...]
          ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
          those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
          Dr. Seuss

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