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    Indian Mating Season

    Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
    All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a
    small cave.
    "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and
    listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
    Woooooo!

    He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

    The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was
    all about.

    "Was the other Indian crazy or what?"

    The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when
    Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
    opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in
    there waiting for us."

    Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to
    the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
    Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
    from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

    The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and
    then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of
    the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of
    this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some
    really big, fine women in this cave!"

    He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
    Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

    Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
    WOOOOOOOOO,
    WOOOOOOOOO
    WOOOOOOOOO!"
    With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced
    into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

    The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....

    (Get ready, its good),














    "NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!! "

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      ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
      those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
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        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
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