A man owned a small farm in Ireland . The Irish Internal Revenue determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an Investigator out to interview him."I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!" demanded The investigator.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me For three years. I pay him 150 Euros a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her 120 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does About 90% o f all the work around here. He makes about 10 a week. He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey Every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
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