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    Pickup Lines From The Back Woods

    1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.

    3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

    7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

    AND.. the best for last:

    10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

    #2
    Pickup Lines From The Back Woods

    :H:H my favourite is no6.
    Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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      #3
      Pickup Lines From The Back Woods

      "You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the duct tape."
      ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
      those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
      Dr. Seuss

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        #4
        Pickup Lines From The Back Woods

        I think #3 would just dissolve any resistance! :H
        Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

        Winning since October 24th, 2013

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