I found this amusing...
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some thirty-odd years ago. Could he be the same person that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park Secondary School. ?Yes, yes I did. I was a Morganner! ?He beamed with pride.
?When did you leave to go to college?? I asked. He answered, in 1965. Why do you ask? ?You were in my class!? I exclaimed. He looked at me closely.
Then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat arsed, grey haired, decrepit, bastard asked me.... ?What did you teach??
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some thirty-odd years ago. Could he be the same person that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park Secondary School. ?Yes, yes I did. I was a Morganner! ?He beamed with pride.
?When did you leave to go to college?? I asked. He answered, in 1965. Why do you ask? ?You were in my class!? I exclaimed. He looked at me closely.
Then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat arsed, grey haired, decrepit, bastard asked me.... ?What did you teach??