I've posted this before, but...........
I man makes a trip to the far East, Singapore, Taiwan, Malaysia, and while there indulged in some of the exotic pleasures of the flesh not offered in his small midwestern American town.
Shortly after his return home, however, he noticed that strange and disturbing things were happening to his special private organ, and went immediately to the doctor.
After tests and examination, the doc said, 'I'm sorry, but you have contracted an incurable disease. The only solution is amputation of the affected organ.'
In shock, the man visits another doc, with the same prognosis. A friend, however, suggests he go to a doctor from the region where he was infected. With nothing to lose (OK, bad choice of words!) he found a little Oriental doctor who used many types of treatment in his practice. The doc examines the guy, who explains about the other's suggestion of amputation, and to his great relief, the doc says , 'Oh, no, no! No amputate!'
The guy can hardly contain his joy, and asks, 'OK, doc, what do I need to do then?'
'Oh, no amputate! Do nothing. Two, three weeks, it fall off by itself!'
I man makes a trip to the far East, Singapore, Taiwan, Malaysia, and while there indulged in some of the exotic pleasures of the flesh not offered in his small midwestern American town.
Shortly after his return home, however, he noticed that strange and disturbing things were happening to his special private organ, and went immediately to the doctor.
After tests and examination, the doc said, 'I'm sorry, but you have contracted an incurable disease. The only solution is amputation of the affected organ.'
In shock, the man visits another doc, with the same prognosis. A friend, however, suggests he go to a doctor from the region where he was infected. With nothing to lose (OK, bad choice of words!) he found a little Oriental doctor who used many types of treatment in his practice. The doc examines the guy, who explains about the other's suggestion of amputation, and to his great relief, the doc says , 'Oh, no, no! No amputate!'
The guy can hardly contain his joy, and asks, 'OK, doc, what do I need to do then?'
'Oh, no amputate! Do nothing. Two, three weeks, it fall off by itself!'
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