Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles their faces. The coroner calls the police to explain how they died and
what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while
making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the
Coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the
lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Drank himself to death, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy from Dublin
30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
" He thought he was having his photo taken"!
smiles their faces. The coroner calls the police to explain how they died and
what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while
making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the
Coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the
lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Drank himself to death, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy from Dublin
30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
" He thought he was having his photo taken"!
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