An elderly couple were...
driving along the motorway, and the woman was driving.
She gets pulled over by the police.
The policeman says, "Did you know you were speeding?"
She turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The policeman says, "May I see your license?"
She turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."
The woman gives him her license.
The policeman says, "I see you are from Luton . I stayed there once, had the worst sex I have ever had with the most ugly woman I have ever seen."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells
driving along the motorway, and the woman was driving.
She gets pulled over by the police.
The policeman says, "Did you know you were speeding?"
She turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The policeman says, "May I see your license?"
She turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."
The woman gives him her license.
The policeman says, "I see you are from Luton . I stayed there once, had the worst sex I have ever had with the most ugly woman I have ever seen."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells
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