Why do men usually die younger than women do? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but now we know the definitive answer. It requires a bit of explanation first:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist; if you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there's never any time for her; if you don't work enough, you're a lazy, good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation; if you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you need to get off your lazy ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism; if she gets a job ahead of you, its equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment; if you keep quiet, its male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp; if you don't, you're an insensitive b*stard with no heart.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinistic control freak; if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; if SHE asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert; if you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist; if you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain; if you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something; if you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself; if you aren't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired; if you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want sex too often, you're an oversexed pervert; if you don't, then there must be someone else.
Why do men die first?
Because
they want to.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist; if you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there's never any time for her; if you don't work enough, you're a lazy, good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation; if you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you need to get off your lazy ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism; if she gets a job ahead of you, its equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment; if you keep quiet, its male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp; if you don't, you're an insensitive b*stard with no heart.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinistic control freak; if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; if SHE asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert; if you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist; if you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain; if you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something; if you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself; if you aren't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired; if you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want sex too often, you're an oversexed pervert; if you don't, then there must be someone else.
Why do men die first?
Because
they want to.
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