Some might be duplicates, they're so important.
18. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
19. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"
20. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
21. You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
22. You clean your fingernails with a stick.
23. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
24. You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
25. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
26. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
27. Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
28. You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
29. There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
30. The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
31. There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
32. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
33. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
34. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
35. You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
36. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
37. You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
38. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
39. You’re considered an expert on worm beds.
40. Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell"
41. The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
42. You've ever bought a used cap.
43. Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
44. You pick your teeth….. from a catalog.
45. You've ever financed a tattoo.
46. You've ever stolen toilet paper.
47. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
48. People hear your car a long time before they see it.
49. The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
50. You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
51. You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
52. You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
53. You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
54. You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
55. You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
56. You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
57. You have ever used lard in bed.
58. You own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
59. You have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.
60. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
61. Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
62. The primary color of your car is Bondo.
63. Directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road" 64. Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
65. You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
66. You ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
67. Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.
68. Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
69. You see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug.
70. You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
71. You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that doesn’t run).
72. The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
73. You have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
74. You have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
75. Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
76. Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
77. You bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work.
78. Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
79. You view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
80. Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
81. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs
And there are hundreds more..............
18. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
19. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"
20. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
21. You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
22. You clean your fingernails with a stick.
23. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
24. You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
25. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
26. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
27. Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
28. You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
29. There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
30. The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
31. There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
32. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
33. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
34. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
35. You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
36. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
37. You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
38. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
39. You’re considered an expert on worm beds.
40. Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell"
41. The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
42. You've ever bought a used cap.
43. Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
44. You pick your teeth….. from a catalog.
45. You've ever financed a tattoo.
46. You've ever stolen toilet paper.
47. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
48. People hear your car a long time before they see it.
49. The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
50. You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
51. You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
52. You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
53. You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
54. You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
55. You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
56. You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
57. You have ever used lard in bed.
58. You own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
59. You have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.
60. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
61. Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
62. The primary color of your car is Bondo.
63. Directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road" 64. Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
65. You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
66. You ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
67. Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.
68. Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
69. You see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug.
70. You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
71. You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that doesn’t run).
72. The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
73. You have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
74. You have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
75. Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
76. Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
77. You bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work.
78. Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
79. You view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
80. Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
81. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs
And there are hundreds more..............
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