A man walks
Into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their Orders.
The Man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to
The ostrich, 'What's yours?'
'I'll Have the same,' says the ostrich..
A Short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That
Will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket
And pulls out the exact change for
Payment.
The next day, the man and the
Ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries
And a coke.'
The ostrich says, 'I'll have the
Same'
Again the man reaches into his
Pocket and pays with exact change.
This Becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?'
Asks the Waitress
'No, this is Friday night,
So I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says
The man.
'Same,' says the Ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the
Order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
Once Again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
Places it on the table.
The waitress Cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me,
Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact
Change in your pocket every time?'
'Well,'
Says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic
And found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared
And offered me two wishes. My first wish was
That if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
My hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would
Always Be there.'
'That's brilliant!'
Says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million
Dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
Want for as long as you live!'
'That's Right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
Exact money is always there,' says the Man.
The waitress asks, 'What's with the
Ostrich?'
The Man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a
Tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with
Everything I say.'
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Into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their Orders.
The Man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to
The ostrich, 'What's yours?'
'I'll Have the same,' says the ostrich..
A Short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That
Will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket
And pulls out the exact change for
Payment.
The next day, the man and the
Ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries
And a coke.'
The ostrich says, 'I'll have the
Same'
Again the man reaches into his
Pocket and pays with exact change.
This Becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?'
Asks the Waitress
'No, this is Friday night,
So I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says
The man.
'Same,' says the Ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the
Order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
Once Again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
Places it on the table.
The waitress Cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me,
Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact
Change in your pocket every time?'
'Well,'
Says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic
And found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared
And offered me two wishes. My first wish was
That if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
My hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would
Always Be there.'
'That's brilliant!'
Says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million
Dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
Want for as long as you live!'
'That's Right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
Exact money is always there,' says the Man.
The waitress asks, 'What's with the
Ostrich?'
The Man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a
Tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with
Everything I say.'
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