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    Sally and Andy

    An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired

    Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they?d shared, where Andy had carved ?I love you, Sally .?

    On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home.

    There, she counted the money-fifty thousand dollars! Andy said, ?We?ve got to give it back.?

    Sally said, ?Finders keepers.? She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

    The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. ?Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday??

    Sally said, ?No?.

    Andy said, ?She?s lying. She hid it up in the attic.?

    Sally said, ?Don?t believe him, he?s getting senile?

    The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: ?Tell us the story from the beginning.?

    Andy said, ?Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ....?

    The first police officer turned to his partner and said, ?We?re outta here!?
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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    Sally and Andy

    love it lol
    :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
    best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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      Sally and Andy

      :H:H:H
      Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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        Sally and Andy

        Cute:H

        Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.


        St. Francis of Assisi

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          Sally and Andy

          Me and Hubs. We celebrated our 40th anniversary today by going to the Dairy Queen, where we had our first date! (didn't find any money, DAMN!!)
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          Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
          awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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