Myrtle and her first husband had 11 children, then he died.
She soon remarried, and had 7 MORE children, then her husband died.
She remarried for the 3rd time, and had 5 MORE children, then this one died.
Myrtle died at 75. At her funeral, the minister spoke about what a great woman, wife, mother she had been. Solemnly he finished, 'At last they are together.'
An older woman in the crowd leaned to her friend and asked, 'Do you think he's saying she's together at last with her first, second or third husband?'
Her friend replied, 'I think he meant her legs.'
She soon remarried, and had 7 MORE children, then her husband died.
She remarried for the 3rd time, and had 5 MORE children, then this one died.
Myrtle died at 75. At her funeral, the minister spoke about what a great woman, wife, mother she had been. Solemnly he finished, 'At last they are together.'
An older woman in the crowd leaned to her friend and asked, 'Do you think he's saying she's together at last with her first, second or third husband?'
Her friend replied, 'I think he meant her legs.'
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