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    Irishman in an elevator

    Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and
    sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big
    guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
    '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner
    Brown.'

    The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

    The big guy kneels down and brings him to,
    shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

    In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What
    EXACTLY did you say to me?'

    The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and
    figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always
    asks me...... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis,
    my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

    The little white Irishman says:

    'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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    Irishman in an elevator

    Love it!!!!!
    Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
    Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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      #3
      Irishman in an elevator

      :H:H:H:H:H:H

      Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.


      St. Francis of Assisi

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        #4
        Irishman in an elevator

        Hey dont be laughing, it was an easy mistake for me to make :winkmonkey:
        Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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          #5
          Irishman in an elevator

          :H:H:H
          Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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