Irishman in an elevator

[sunshine_gg]

Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and
sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big
guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner
Brown.'

The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to,
shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What
EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always
asks me...... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis,
my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white Irishman says:

'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!

[startingover]

Irishman in an elevator

Love it!!!!!

[Ringing Cedars]

Irishman in an elevator

:H:H:H:H:H:H

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Irishman in an elevator

Hey dont be laughing, it was an easy mistake for me to make :winkmonkey:

[techie]

Irishman in an elevator

:H:H:H