... It was Miss Mary's first day out of teachers college, and to find out how clever her class of Year one's were, decided to give them a spelling test.
"I'd like everyone to tell me what they had for breakfast, then spell it for me".
Little Johnny waved his hand in the air frantically,but the sweet young teacher fresh from college had been warned by the Headmaster to watch out for this young lad as he was known to swear a bit.
Jane, sitting in the front row, "Miss,I had weetbix for breakfast w-e-e-t-b-i-x".
"That's very good", said Miss Mary, "now, Peter what about you".
"Well Miss, I had toast t-o-a-s-t-"
"Well done Peter". In the meantime Little Johnny's still trying to draw attention to himself.
"Alright Johnny, what did you have for breakfast".
Johnny replied "F**k all f-u-c-k-a-l-l ."
Dumbfounded Miss Mary decided to change the subject.
"OK we will now move on to geography. Can anyone tell me where the Afghanistan border is? The whole class sat in silence - except for Little Johnny who's hand shot straight in the air.
Miss Mary anxiously looked around for another respondent but finally gave in
"Alright Johnny, where is the Afghanistan border?"
"Home in bed with Mum, - that's why I got f**k all for breakfast!!
"I'd like everyone to tell me what they had for breakfast, then spell it for me".
Little Johnny waved his hand in the air frantically,but the sweet young teacher fresh from college had been warned by the Headmaster to watch out for this young lad as he was known to swear a bit.
Jane, sitting in the front row, "Miss,I had weetbix for breakfast w-e-e-t-b-i-x".
"That's very good", said Miss Mary, "now, Peter what about you".
"Well Miss, I had toast t-o-a-s-t-"
"Well done Peter". In the meantime Little Johnny's still trying to draw attention to himself.
"Alright Johnny, what did you have for breakfast".
Johnny replied "F**k all f-u-c-k-a-l-l ."
Dumbfounded Miss Mary decided to change the subject.
"OK we will now move on to geography. Can anyone tell me where the Afghanistan border is? The whole class sat in silence - except for Little Johnny who's hand shot straight in the air.
Miss Mary anxiously looked around for another respondent but finally gave in
"Alright Johnny, where is the Afghanistan border?"
"Home in bed with Mum, - that's why I got f**k all for breakfast!!