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    FERTILE CELEBRATION

    ... While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive woman sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
    "I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
    "What are you celebrating?" he asked.
    "For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
    "Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
    "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
    "How did it happen?"
    "I switched cocks."

    "What a coincidence," she said, smiling.

    Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.


    St. Francis of Assisi

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