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    MARRAIGE HUMOR



    Wife: 'What are you doing?'

    Husband: Nothing.

    Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

    Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

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    Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

    Husband:

    'Sure! What are my choices?'


    Wife: 'Yes or no.'





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    Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

    Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

    Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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    A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

    'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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    A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

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    Husbands are husbands

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the
    Head with a frying pan.
    'What was that for?' the man asked.

    The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket.
    The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name
    Of the horse I bet on'
    The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
    Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
    Head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
    Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
    Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'





    :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

    Until one is committed there is always hesitant thoughts.
    I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

    This signature has been typed in front of a live studio audience.

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    MARRAIGE HUMOR

    OUCH!!!

    Mario, I mentioned to Hubs I wanted to renew our wedding vows, after 40 years. He asked, excitedly, 'Have they expired??'
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    Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
    awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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