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    My mother always told me ...

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
    your vehicle. From the Hunts Post comes this story of a Leicester couple
    who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the
    car park.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
    car.
    The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
    closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under
    the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
    underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..

    Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
    quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
    place.
    On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself
    staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.

    The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
    Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

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    My mother always told me ...

    LMAO!!! Feckin DEADLY!!
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

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