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    ATM Drive Thru Rules

    Drive Through ATM Procedures
    Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.

    MALE PROCEDURE

    * 1 Drive up to the cash machine.
    * 2 Put down your car window.
    * 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    * 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    * 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    * 6 Put window up.
    * 7 Drive off.


    FEMALE PROCEDURE
    * 1 Drive up to cash machine.
    * 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.
    * 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down.
    * 4 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
    * 5 Turn the radio down.
    * 6 Attempt to insert card into machine.
    * 7 Attempt to insert card into machine.
    * 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    * 9 Insert card.
    * 10 Re-insert card the right side up
    * 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    * 12 Enter PIN.
    * 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    * 14 Enter amount of cash required.
    * 15 Check make up in rear view mirror.
    * 16 Retrieve cash and receipt.
    * 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
    * 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook.
    * 19 Re-check make-up again.
    * 20 Drive forwards 2 feet.
    * 21 Reverse back to cash machine.
    * 22 Retrieve card.
    * 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
    * 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind.
    * 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    * 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    * 27 Release Parking Brake.
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