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    James Wright

    An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a
    stay of execution.
    His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling
    worn out and depressed.

    As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
    ?What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?
    Dinner is cold and I?m not reheating it?. And on and on and on?.....

    Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured
    himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the
    bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged
    himself up the stairs.

    While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that
    her husband?s client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after
    all.
    Wright would not be hanged tonight .

    Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up
    stairs and give him the good news.

    As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband,
    bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

    They?re not hanging Wright tonight,? she said.

    He whirled around and screamed, ?FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON?T YOU EVER
    STOP?!
    "Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
    ..........
    AF - 7-27-15

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    James Wright

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    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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      James Wright

      Ka-THUNK! :H
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      awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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