A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
?How did this happen?? the emergency room doctor asked her.
?Well, I was trying to commit suicide,? the blonde replied.
?What?? sputtered the doctor. ?You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off??
?No silly!? the blonde said. ?First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I?m not shooting myself in the chest.?
?So then?? asked the doctor.
?Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I?m not shooting myself in the mouth.?
?So then??
?Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.?
?How did this happen?? the emergency room doctor asked her.
?Well, I was trying to commit suicide,? the blonde replied.
?What?? sputtered the doctor. ?You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off??
?No silly!? the blonde said. ?First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I?m not shooting myself in the chest.?
?So then?? asked the doctor.
?Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I?m not shooting myself in the mouth.?
?So then??
?Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.?
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