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    A little chuckle .....

    I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door.
    They asked me what I would like for my birthday.
    I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.
    It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

     
    Honestly some folk will take offence at anything.
    I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop and all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

     
    Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby
    "Is this yours?" she asked.
    "Probably." said Paddy "She burns everything else!"

     
    My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw.
    It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio.

     
    Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!!
    Personally I think it?s b*llocks!!

     
    They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right.
    After 8 pints I talk sh*t and can't drive!

     
    What?s the difference between Basil Brush and a Terrorist with a rucksack?
    The Terrorist with a rucksack only goes "Boom" once.

     
    A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
    I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"

     
    A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.
    "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.
    "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."
    Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
    Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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    A little chuckle .....

    I LOVE these, Pissed meself out loud!

    Laughing that is...
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

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      A little chuckle .....

      Oh, you spent too much time around Oney last weekend!
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