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    London Lawyer vs a Glasgow cop (miss-match)

    A LONDON LAWYER Vs A GLASGOW COP (miss-match )
    A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
    He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.
    He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop's expense!!
    Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'
    London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
    Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
    London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
    Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'
    London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
    Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'
    London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
    Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
    The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
    The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f* *k out of the lawyer and says,
    'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'



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    for the Army Zenners in partic...

    LMAO!!!
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

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      #3
      for the Army Zenners in partic...

      That was great!

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        for the Army Zenners in partic...

        one2many;995532 wrote: LMAO!!!
        thats a lot of laughing oney...
        AF since 10/26/2009

        It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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          for the Army Zenners in partic...

          aspman;995862 wrote: thats a lot of laughing oney...
          :H:H:H
          Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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            for the Army Zenners in partic...

            Excellent beags :H:H:H
            Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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