A Catholic guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the shelf of one wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates and the other wall has pornographic pictures of a buxom blond.
He hears a priest come in:
"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the shelf of one wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates and the other wall has pornographic pictures of a buxom blond.
He hears a priest come in:
"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".