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    A Irish Oldie but Goodie...

    Dear Son,
    Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I am writing this slowly because I know that you can't read very fast.

    You won't know the house when you come home. We've moved.

    About your father, he has got a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him. He cuts grass at the cemetery. Your sister Mary had a baby this morning. I haven't found out yet if it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know if your an aunt or an uncle.

    I went to the doctors on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for 10 minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him.
    Your uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of whisky at the brewery. Some of his workmates tried to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him and it took 3 days to put the fire out.

    It only rained twice this week, first for 3 days and then for 4 days.

    We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the last payment on your grandmother's plot wasn't paid in 7 days, up she comes.
    Your loving Mother,

    P.S. I was going to send you 5 pounds, but I have already sealed the envelope.
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

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    A Irish Oldie but Goodie...

    :H:H:H Love it.
    For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
    AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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      #3
      A Irish Oldie but Goodie...

      Oney I especially liked the last line, caught me off guard

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