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    24 hours to live

    Morris
    returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the
    doctor has
    told him that he has only 24 hours to live.


    Given the
    prognosis, Morris
    asks his
    wife for sex.



    Naturally,
    she agrees, so
    they make
    love.



    About 6
    hours later, the
    husband
    goes to his wife and says,



    'Honey, you
    know I now have
    only 18
    hours to live.



    Could we
    please do it one
    more
    time?'



    Of course,
    the wife agrees,
    and they do
    it again.



    Later, as
    the man gets into
    bed, he
    looks at his watch



    and
    realizes that he now has
    only 8 hours
    left.




    He touches
    his wife's
    shoulder and
    asks,



    'Honey,
    please.. just one
    more time
    before I die.'




    She says,
    'Of course, Dear,'
    and they
    make love for the third time.




    After this
    session, the wife
    rolls over
    and falls asleep.




    Morris,
    however, worried about his impending death,tosses and turns, until he's down
    to 4 more hours.




    He taps his
    wife, who rouses.
    'Honey, I
    have only 4 more hours.




    Do you
    think we
    could...'



    At this
    point the wife sits
    up and
    says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough
    I have to
    get up in the morning........... you dont


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    #2
    24 hours to live

    :H:H:H Hilarious!!!!
    For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
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      #3
      24 hours to live

      LMAO!! Deadly!
      "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

      AF 10th May 2010
      NF 12th May 2010

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        #4
        24 hours to live

        Oh, this is too funny.:H:H

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          #5
          24 hours to live

          :H:H
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            #6
            24 hours to live

            snigger, snigger, snort
            Wally22:confusedmonkey::confusedmonkey::confusedmo nkey:
            If I don't want to brag but I can still wear the earings I wore in highschool
            November 2, 2012

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