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    The Bagpiper

    As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.
    Recently I was asked by a funeral director
    to play at a grave-side service for a homeless man. He
    had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a
    pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back-country.

    As I was not familiar with the
    backwoods, I got lost; and being a typical man, I
    didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour
    late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse
    was nowhere in sight.

    There were only the diggers and crew
    left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly
    and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the
    side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in
    place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

    The workers put down their lunches and
    began to gather around. I played out my
    heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I
    played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

    And as I played "Amazing Grace" the workers began to weep.
    They wept, I wept, we all wept together.. When I finished I
    packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head
    hung low, my heart was full.

    As I was opening the door to my car, I heard one of the
    workers say,
    "Sweet Mother of Jesus. I never seen nothin' like that
    before and I've been putting in septic tanks for over twenty years."

    #2
    The Bagpiper

    LMAO!!
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

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      #3
      The Bagpiper

      :H:H:H
      Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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        #4
        The Bagpiper

        :H:H:H

        Oh dear....
        Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

        Winning since October 24th, 2013

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          #5
          The Bagpiper

          Oops!

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            #6
            The Bagpiper

            :-)


            :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

            Until one is committed there is always hesitant thoughts.
            I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

            This signature has been typed in front of a live studio audience.

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