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    Morning Sex

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
    Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
    The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
    As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
    Softly, ?You?ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
    Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
    Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
    Her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
    "What was that all about?"

    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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    Morning Sex

    :H:H:H
    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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      #3
      Morning Sex

      Hope it was a hard boiled egg at least :H
      Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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        #4
        Morning Sex

        DEADLY!!!!!!
        "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

        AF 10th May 2010
        NF 12th May 2010

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