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    Bad joke

    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate
    that her name is Patricia Whack.

    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

    Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name
    is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank
    manager.

    Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

    The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
    about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

    Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager
    and disappears into a back office.

    She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there
    who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as
    collateral."

    She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

    (you're gonna love this)


    (its a real treat)



    (a masterpiece)


    (wait for it)





    The bank manager looks back at her and says...

    "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling
    Stone."


    (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

    Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
    Have a lovely day
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

    #2
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    Yup can't deny it- the face did crack.
    Enough is enough

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      #3
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      Headlines of 2005

      Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
      [No, really?]

      Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
      [Now that's taking things a bit far!]

      Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
      [ Do they ever read what they write?]

      Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
      [What a guy!]

      Miners Refuse to Work after Death
      [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]

      Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
      [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

      War Dims Hope for Peace
      [I can see where it might have that effect!]

      If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
      [You think?!]

      Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
      [Who would have thought!]

      Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspects Homicide
      [They may be on to something!]

      Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
      [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]



      Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
      [He probably IS the battery charge ]



      New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
      [Weren't they fat enough?!]


      Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
      [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]


      Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
      [Taste just like chicken?]


      Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
      [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

      Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
      [Boy, are they tall!]



      And the winner is....

      Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
      [Did I read that sign right?]
      Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.
      Plato

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        #4
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        HA HA! had the whole tune going! You made my day and a couple friends that I forwarded that onto. thanks Macks you are the funniest!!

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          #5
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          Unreal, cracked up the whole office. Keep em coming
          Yesterday I dared to struggle. Today I dare to win!!

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            #6
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            Remember me....Rachxx

            Hi Sorry to have deserted the ship, shit has been happening. I am still logged on under my hubb'ys ID and although I have not talked out of shop, we have also had a death in the family this week etc, and I would hate for him to read me pouring my soul out via internet.

            I still daily visit the site to read everyone's issues / suggestions, at work I need to be really careful though as the company I work for are global and constantly searching occupier access.

            I hope my mate "I Just want to wish you well" can know who this is and we can maybe confirm closer email addresses.

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              #7
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              HA!
              :h :h :h :h

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                #8
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                Unregistered wrote: Hi Sorry to have deserted the ship, shit has been happening. I am still logged on under my hubb'ys ID and although I have not talked out of shop, we have also had a death in the family this week etc, and I would hate for him to read me pouring my soul out via internet.

                I still daily visit the site to read everyone's issues / suggestions, at work I need to be really careful though as the company I work for are global and constantly searching occupier access.

                I hope my mate "I Just want to wish you well" can know who this is and we can maybe confirm closer email addresses.
                Hiya Rach....PM me if you get chance....Wishing you well
                I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
                One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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                  #9
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                  HEEEEEEHEEEE....................

                  Hubbi'e's still asking "what's so funny???" Doesn't hear me laugh that often!!! Sooooooooooooooo funny! Love it! Thanks!!!!

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