What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

[Paddy]

I know jokes are hard to remember, especially those you peed yourself in the process :H . According to a research (2 million people from different countries took part), this is supposed to be the funnies joke ...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

[Mackeral]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

That is a belter Paddy:H

I was just trying to think what is my favourite joke?

One that sticks in my head is about when the Queen visited a hospital for the criminally insane....She walks to the side of a mans bed and says"How are you doing"?....The patient replies.."I'm perfectly fine your majesty....In fact i shouldnt be here...This is all a big mistake"...The queen looks confused and says" Yes...You look quite sane in my opinion"...."I am Ma'am " Says the patient..."It must be a case of mistaken identity or something...I'm scared here and nobody beleives my innosence"
The Queen says " Dont worry my good fellow...I'm going to use all my powers to get you out of here"......
"Aww thank goodness your majesty....Thankyou...Thankyou"

As the Queen was leaving the room a brick hits her on the back of the head and the patient shouts " You wont forget will you"?

[wwbarb]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

A flight takes off. In first class sits a man and a woman, total strangers. As the flight progresses, the woman sneezes, proceeds to take a kleenex and dabbs it between her legs. The man is mortified. This happens several times, and he is extremely embarrassed and is going to put an end to it.

"Madam, I find your behaviour extremely distasteful."

"Sir, I apologize. I have a rare medical condition. Evertime I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

Shame sets upon the gentleman. "Oh, I am so sorry, Madam. Is there anything you take for this condition?"

"Yes. Pepper."

[Mackeral]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

[MKR]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

Pass the Pepper, please, if we could all be wired like that!

[Saint Jude]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

I've heard a similar one to that, ...

Except every time she sneezes she shakes all over.
Finally her date asks if she's ok... and she tells him she orgasms every time she sneezes.

Then when asked if there's anything she can take for it, she says, "Well yeah, black pepper!"



I tell that to customers when I grind fresh pepper on their salads!...(sometimes..)

[dilayne]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

tee, hee, hee...AHHH..CHOO..WEEEE :0)

[lushy]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

I am laughing at Di's response!!!!!!!!

[Helensback]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

funniest joke

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

[Waves 2]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

Ice to meet you?

Snow good asking me.

[Helensback]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

Say.......Do you smell carrot?

[Saint Jude]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

How about the blonde that went to Dr to see if she was pregnant...


She asks, "Is it mine?":nutso:

[Paddy]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

Making love is like picking your nose ....

Son (S): Why is making love so enjoyable?
Father (F): It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!

S: Why do women enjoy sex more than men?
F: It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why woman don't have sex when they are having menstruation?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it??

S: Why men do not like to wear condoms when they are making love?
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a gloves on??

S: Why are making love carried out in private?
F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class??

S: What is an orgasm?
F: The same as sneezing, but the the other way around!!

S: Is it true that women love big dicks?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb??

S: What's anal sex?
F: Picking your mouth!!

[mikey008]

What's the funnies joke you ever heard?

yet another blond joke

A blond walks into a doctors office and says " Doctor, please you have to help me. It hurts where ever I touch". The doctor after a thorough examination informs her in a stern voice " Madam your finger is broken".

--bah da duh tishhhh. :H

Mikey