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    FIRST TIME SEX

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents .

    Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time .

    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms . He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour . He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex ..

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack .
    The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all .

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door .
    "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated .
    The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head . A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down .


    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy .
    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious . '


    The boy turns, and whispers back,
    'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist . '

    Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.


    St. Francis of Assisi

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    FIRST TIME SEX

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
    I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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      #3
      FIRST TIME SEX

      DEADLY!! lol
      "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

      AF 10th May 2010
      NF 12th May 2010

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        #4
        FIRST TIME SEX

        My face actually went red when I read the R.C.
        I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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          #5
          FIRST TIME SEX

          Oops!!

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            #6
            FIRST TIME SEX

            lol

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              #7
              FIRST TIME SEX

              :H:H:H

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                #8
                FIRST TIME SEX

                Good one! :H

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                  #9
                  FIRST TIME SEX

                  Deadly one


                  :congratulatory: Clean & Sober since 13/01/2009 :congratulatory:

                  Until one is committed there is always hesitant thoughts.
                  I know enough to know that I don't know enough.

                  This signature has been typed in front of a live studio audience.

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