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    > > A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married
    > > son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was
    > > shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
    > > totally naked, soft music was playing and the aroma of
    > > perfume filled the room.
    > >
    > > "What are you doing?" she asked.
    > > "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
    > > daughter-in-law answered.
    > >
    > > "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
    > >
    > > "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
    > >
    > > "Love dress? But you're naked!"
    > > "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained.
    > > "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress,
    > > he instantly becomes romantic and ravishes me for hours on
    > > end. He can't get enough of me."
    > >
    > > The mother-i n-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
    > > showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on
    > > a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband
    > > to arrive.
    > >
    > > Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
    > > lying there so provocatively.
    > >
    > > "What are you doing?" he asked.
    > > "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
    > >
    > > "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
    > >
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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    The Love Dress

    awesome
    LOL

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