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> > A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married
> > son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was
> > shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
> > totally naked, soft music was playing and the aroma of
> > perfume filled the room.
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> > "What are you doing?" she asked.
> > "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
> > daughter-in-law answered.
> >
> > "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> >
> > "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> >
> > "Love dress? But you're naked!"
> > "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained.
> > "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress,
> > he instantly becomes romantic and ravishes me for hours on
> > end. He can't get enough of me."
> >
> > The mother-i n-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
> > showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on
> > a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband
> > to arrive.
> >
> > Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
> > lying there so provocatively.
> >
> > "What are you doing?" he asked.
> > "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
> >
> > "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
> >
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