Another Little Johnnie Joke

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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.


When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be bleeeeeeeeep if he needed glasses".

[one2many]

Another Little Johnnie Joke

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Classic!

[mario]

Another Little Johnnie Joke

nice 1

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Another Little Johnnie Joke

Little Johnny's at it again....


A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.

The first little boy says, "Alligator."
"Very good, that's a big word."

The second boy says, "Predator."
"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says,
"That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."

"Well my sister has one and she says it eats bleeeeeeeping batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

The teacher left the room.






Sometimes there is no substitute for the F word

[one2many]

Another Little Johnnie Joke

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