2 timing New Zealander

[Foamfollower]

New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...




"Honey, here is the cow I make love to when you aren?t ?in the mood?."

His wife, lying in the bed reading, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies,
"If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep?.

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

2 timing New Zealander

:H thats baaaaaad......

[choice]

2 timing New Zealander

:H:H:H
Very bad!

[fennel]

2 timing New Zealander

KTAB;1043860 wrote: :H thats baaaaaad......

Good one, KTAB! :H

[Foamfollower]

2 timing New Zealander

KATB ? haven't come across this before, pls enlighten me :thanks:

[choice]

2 timing New Zealander

I think baaaad is the sound of a sheep baaaa- ing. Am I getting it?

[tawnyfrog]

2 timing New Zealander

Ewe got it, choice.

Very funny joke.

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

2 timing New Zealander

Ewe got it :H:H:H good one Tawny.

[one2many]

2 timing New Zealander

LMAO!!!

[Solitaire]

2 timing New Zealander

Welcome back, Foam!!!! Missed the jokes, thanks!

[JackieClaire]

2 timing New Zealander

:H:H:H