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    2 timing New Zealander

    New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...




    "Honey, here is the cow I make love to when you aren?t ?in the mood?."

    His wife, lying in the bed reading, looks up and says,
    "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

    The guy replies,
    "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep?.
    Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! KISS SLOWLY Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. sigpic


    Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

    ?Oh no....he's awake!! Cos he's bleeding sober again

    #2
    2 timing New Zealander

    :H thats baaaaaad......
    Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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      #3
      2 timing New Zealander

      :H:H:H
      Very bad!

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        #4
        2 timing New Zealander

        KTAB;1043860 wrote: :H thats baaaaaad......
        Good one, KTAB! :H

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          #5
          2 timing New Zealander

          KATB ? haven't come across this before, pls enlighten me :thanks:
          Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! KISS SLOWLY Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. sigpic


          Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

          ?Oh no....he's awake!! Cos he's bleeding sober again

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            #6
            2 timing New Zealander

            I think baaaad is the sound of a sheep baaaa- ing. Am I getting it?

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              #7
              2 timing New Zealander

              Ewe got it, choice.

              Very funny joke.

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                #8
                2 timing New Zealander

                Ewe got it :H:H:H good one Tawny.
                Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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                  #9
                  2 timing New Zealander

                  LMAO!!!
                  "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

                  AF 10th May 2010
                  NF 12th May 2010

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                    #10
                    2 timing New Zealander

                    Welcome back, Foam!!!! Missed the jokes, thanks!

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                      #11
                      2 timing New Zealander

                      :H:H:H
                      It could be worse, I could be filing.
                      AF since 7/7/2009

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