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    Blonde joke for Lush

    A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets
    up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

    The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
    She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that
    she will have to go and sit in the back.

    The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
    and I'm staying right here!'

    The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
    co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who
    belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

    The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
    she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and
    she will have to leave and return to her original seat.

    The blonde replies, Im blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and
    I'm staying right here!'

    Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he
    probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
    blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

    The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to
    a blonde, and I speak blonde!"

    He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm
    sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the
    Economy section.

    The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
    to make her move without any fuss. The pilot replied, "I told her First
    Class isn't going to Melbourne."
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

    #2
    Blonde joke for Lush

    Very funny, my hubby has learned to speak blonde too.
    Humor is just another defense against the universe!

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      #3
      Blonde joke for Lush

      cheeky!

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        #4
        Blonde joke for Lush

        Who was sitting on the plane next to me that overheard that conversation???
        I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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