After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That?s when he realised he had made it home safely.
Paddy says to Mick, ?Christmas is on Friday this year?. Mick said, ?Let?s hope it?s not the 13th then.?
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to vacuum the house. Turns out she was a Slo-vak
Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I?ll have to let her in.
I?ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy:- nothing.
A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, ?Never mind son, maybe next year you?ll get a speaking part.?
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