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    Driver's License - too cute not to forward



    A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

    'Mummy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you? '

    'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
    'It's not polite..'

    'OK', the little girl says,
    'How much do you weigh?'

    'Now really,' the mother says,
    'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

    Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

    'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

    The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

    ' My Mum won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

    'Well,' says the friend,
    'all you need to do is look at her driver's license..
    It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

    Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
    'I know how old you are.

    You are 32.'

    The mother is surprised and asks,
    'How did you find that out?

    'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

    The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
    'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

    'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
    'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

    'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'




    'Because you got an 'F' in sex.'

    If you see someone without a smile today
    Give them one of yours.

    #2
    Driver's License

    LMAO!
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

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      #3
      Driver's License

      Oh, that's cute...:H

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        #4
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        :H:H:H
        Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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          #5
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          Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! KISS SLOWLY Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. sigpic


          Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

          ?Oh no....he's awake!! Cos he's bleeding sober again

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            #6
            Driver's License

            That is cute:H

            Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.


            St. Francis of Assisi

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