I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of pounds for dinner.�
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I took out my purse, got out ten pounds and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'�
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'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
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'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
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'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
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'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
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'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
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The homeless Woman was shocked . 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting...'
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I said, 'That's okay. It's�important for him to see�what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine!!'�
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I took out my purse, got out ten pounds and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'�
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'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
�
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
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'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
�
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
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'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
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The homeless Woman was shocked . 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting...'
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I said, 'That's okay. It's�important for him to see�what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine!!'�
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