BLONDE STORY A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
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The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
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Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
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"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
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"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
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"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
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She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,? "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
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Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container?back and reads out loud from the container
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"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
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