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    Paddy

    A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.
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    > So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
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    > Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
    > The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
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    > If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
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    > Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
    > The number was 7. Sorry.. No sex this time.'
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    > A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another
    > fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
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    > The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess
    > the correct number..
    > Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
    > You were close, but no free sex this time.'
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    > As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
    > 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'
    >
    > Paddy replied, 'Not at all, Mick. Sure it's not rigged at all.
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    > My wife won it twice last week.'
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    >

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    Paddy

    LMAO!!!!
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

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