A New Job

[irishlady]

Paddy was fed up with working on the building site and decided he would like to be a teacher of English instead.

He went along to the local school and was interviewed for the job by the headmaster.

" Right Paddy " said the headmaster " can you give me a sentence containing the word... fascinate.. "

Paddy walks up and down the office scratching his head and looking thoughful for about ten minutes, then his face lights up, he turns to the headmaster and says,

" I have a duffel coat

I think it's great

It's got nine buttons

but I can only fasten eight " uch:

[Mackeral]

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Bloody funny that Louise:H

[Popeye]

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".....now give me a sentance with the word 'centimetre.'"

"My aunt arrived at the bus station and I was sent te meet her"

[irishlady]

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By the way Paul, did you know that Walt Disney................but his brother does.

[Popeye]

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Hi there I rish lady

....his brother does what?????

Paddy and Michael were passing a Job Centre and Paddy notices a sign.....

[ TREE FELLERS WANTED ]

" Oh Jeez ", says Michael, " and there's only two of us " :H

I know ...... you've heard it.

[tawnyfrog]

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Paddy applied for a job at the building site. The foreman asked "Before we start, can you tell me the difference between a girder and a joist?"

"Oh, dat's easy", said Paddy. "One wrote 'Faust' an the other wrote 'Ulyssees'."





(Yeah, I know. I used to tell this in pubs and nobody laughed there either.)

[Popeye]

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Hi Tawny,
Very funny...even if I had to look up who wrote 'Faust'.

[Mackeral]

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Sorry Tawny....That was way over my head....

Lou....Walt Disney....A Scottish reference to walt dosnt...God i am so proud of myself...That proud..If i'm wrong...Don't tell me

[irishlady]

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Good on ya Macks got it in one, God this site is so good, not only does it help keep you off the booze but it's educational as well.