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    10 Signs You Drank Too Much

    10 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping ? with your Oldsmobile.
    9 - Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.
    8 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's pancakes.
    7 - You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.
    6 - Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle.
    5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!"
    4 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.
    3 - Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a pan of frying onions.
    2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.
    1 - You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge.


    Just needed a laugh-happy Friday all :l
    :flower: I'm not as good as I'm gonna get, but I'm better than I used to be.
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