Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old? Well.....you'll love this one!
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago
could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .
'yes, yes i did. I'm a morganner! ' he beamed with pride.
'when did you leave to go to college?' i asked
he answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?
'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat arsed,
grey haired,
decrepit,
bastard asked....
'what did you teach?'
This one brought a LOL in the early hours this morning. Can I relate , Oh yes I can :H
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago
could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .
'yes, yes i did. I'm a morganner! ' he beamed with pride.
'when did you leave to go to college?' i asked
he answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?
'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat arsed,
grey haired,
decrepit,
bastard asked....
'what did you teach?'
This one brought a LOL in the early hours this morning. Can I relate , Oh yes I can :H
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